taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint
Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.
by deadmansparty86 November 04, 2010
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taint master

by sama April 28, 2003
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Tainted Meat

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.
A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.
by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010
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taint stamp

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains
"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"
by cdjp84 October 03, 2011
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Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.
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by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005
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This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.
If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.
by Randall Whitaker March 09, 2021
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Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.
Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.
by Tequilarawks April 05, 2006
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