Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

Nut Recharge

When one male places the head of his erect penis against the head of another erect males penis so they're urethras are lined up with each other and one of the males ejaculates into the other males urethra recharging the other males nut.

my boy joey came in clutch and gave me a nut recharge before my girl came over

by I am Kerm July 24, 2019

Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.

“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”

by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019

Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Pumpin Nuts

When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.

John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!

James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!

*6 Hours Later*

James: Hey, where you at man!?

John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.

James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!

by RonJerm May 20, 2023

Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 10, 2015