Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
by thrill up my leg December 22, 2010
A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.
by Deepdickdan February 14, 2019
A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.
Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
by sneakingoutlate September 26, 2021
Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—
Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.
Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*
by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023
A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.
by lord Tard November 25, 2013
The most badass pebble wrestler of the Universe. The rock whisperer. The rock climber that single-handedly changed the climbing industry. The man we wish we could be. He is the Rock NAVY Seal. The Chuck Norris of climbing, he makes the rocks come to him. Ok so he is a BAMF, end of story!
by Dale Yeah January 30, 2010
The funniest guy on the internet today. writer, director, and producer of the internet show Cute With Chris, which has won numerous awards by popular vote. If you are that interested, WATCH THE SHOW DAMN LAZY!
Chris Leavins rocks.
by Cat Anne June 11, 2008