thunder lettuce

Mind blowing marijuana, regardless of strain.

You're in for a trip, that's some thunder lettuce.

by tigermilk June 20, 2007

Thunder Gulche

Thunder Gulche. To build up seman for three or more weeks and tie a belt around the under portion of the testicles and release through ejaculation into the mouth of another while the second party is beating a drum.

she was rockin out on the snare and i thunder gulched her!!

by tagres December 17, 2010

Thunder Blumpkin

Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!

Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!

by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010

ThunderBlunt

A legendary blunt rolled by Snoop Dogg himself and lit by Zeus's thunder bolt. And only puffed apon by only the most legendary of gamers.

"Have you heard of The Legend of the ThunderBlunt?"

by ThunderBlunt November 24, 2021

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

by dip April 4, 2009

Cue the Thunder.

Pointing out something bad before it happens... Or when someone is about to get mad.

Person 1: "Ahhh shit I am so going to fuck up this presentation tomorrow."

Person 2: "Hahahaha, Cue The Thunder."

or

Person 1: "The next time I see him I'm going to fuck him up"
Person 2: "Uhh oh! Cue The Thunder. man."

by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

thunder thighs

Anyone with disproportionately large upper legs; specifically, L. Chroman.

Oh SH!T, THUNDER THIGHS is about to kick the door down...Los!Los!Los!

by jj colt September 17, 2003