toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023

Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.

I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 27, 2014

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.

Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling

by cicixoz June 5, 2022