Shitty-Ass-shit

When something is down right shitty.

That’s some shitty-ass-shit.

by anonymous August 20, 2022

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.

Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..

by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024

shitty

admit it, you just wanted to see the ad say "get a shitty mug for your friend" or "get the shitty neck gator and mug". Don't worry, i put it in all lowercase to make it funnier i got u m8.

person 1: heheh i'm gonna type shitty on urban dictionary
person 2: lmao it's gonna be so funny
ad: get shit gator thing nyehhhhh
person 1&2: *wheezing*

by Urban dick down the street June 1, 2021

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Shitty example

Look below.

I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(

by NaNoMister February 21, 2017

shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013