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Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
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pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.
"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names
by lovelygutz December 4, 2022
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porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.
"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"
by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021
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Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
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Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.
Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.
by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023
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pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.
Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.
hey look at my pet neem poo
by Jelly lun October 5, 2016
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