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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
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Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread
Let me put my sausage in my Jonas
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
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Jonas

JOnas ur so hot

Jonas: thanks
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Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
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Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s
Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.
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Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*
Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*
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