by Alissavioletbiggestfan October 27, 2017
the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
She be chewin on my five till we gum
"She be chewin on my five till we gum"
by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024
The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!
Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023