Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Tinky Fuckin'

Performing various acts of little added value. Can be used in place of "tinkering around."

Anne: What did you do today?

John: Ah, nothing much. Just tinky fucked around.

Anne: Tyler is so worthless.

John: Yeah, he's a real tinky fucker.

Anne: John, we have to get shit done. Stop tinky fuckin'.

by Cheerio33 October 2, 2019

Fuckin Herm

The act of doing something extreme without little thought or planinning

Roman: "get a round for the bar!"
Rick: "fuckin herm"

by H Bomb August 12, 2014

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

Fuckin

Someone who buys chicken stock instead of making their own shrimp stock.

Dont be a fuckin.

by Peacocknofly May 29, 2019