Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”
Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”
Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”
Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”
Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”
by NYXLABETCH February 7, 2023

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Nothing but a piece of fabric if you dont hold it sacred, which is a lot like going to church and kneeling when you dont believe in god. So, what are you really there for besides taking money out of the collection basket if you're pretending to honor something nobody else can see either?
The guy/girl didnt believe in a flag or anything else, and expected everyone else to apologize, compromise, or change their way of doing things until they didnt believe in anything either. The guy/girl didnt believe in god, but was too chicken shit not to say god bless you when somebody sneezed, that way nobody would call him/her an atheist.
by Solid Mantis June 28, 2020

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.
Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

by Dkswife(real) January 27, 2024

The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
