vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

surprise shart

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart

(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)

by that boy axl December 29, 2013

kitten surprise

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

Saudi Surprise

A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution

Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise

Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise

by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021

Cyrus surprise

When you get jumped by Miley Cyrus for salvia.

Dude I was in Kmart and got a Cyrus surprise I almost triped my pants.

by OMEruller October 1, 2012