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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024
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shrimp rat

When someone is super small and ugly, they look like a small rat
by Most handsome man August 6, 2024
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shrimping

To suck out the sperm using a straw form the partners butthole, after ejaculationg into it during anal sex. Then, the semen get transfered into the partners mouth either by dripping of oral kissing.
They were shrimping when someone entered the room.
by Lockee April 23, 2025
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Shrimp basket

A bowel movement that is hot, spicy and comes out like soft peanut butter but once it hits the water it breaks apart into small curled shrimp like floating pieces of poop
Resembling a fried shrimp basket that you would get at a local bar
Damn Cuzzo I just dropped a straight shrimp basket On foenem grave. Looks fresh out the fryer
by Bizzletwix May 31, 2025
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shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
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SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.
"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025
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scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!
by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022
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