london

a fat obese stan twitter user who pulls no bitches

london pulls no bitches

by big strap ree June 22, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

London Special

To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London

He received the London Special last night

by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

London

A name for a beautiful girl with the brightest smile and prettiest blue eyes. She looks like a sunset and cares for every person and pet she knows with the greatest love possible. She's also really hot and has amazing thighs. Although she will often give you an attitude there's no girl as sweet and wonderful as London.

Guy 1: Holy shit look at that girl's thighs.
Guy 2: She must be a London.

by :rhino: August 3, 2024

LONDON

A city in southeast England.

Now thees is LONDON!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025