Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.
Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.
by Mappyl November 04, 2013
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doing the dougie

Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.
'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'
by djkt June 30, 2017
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Doing a Cleary

1) participating in heterosexual anal sex before losing vaginal virginity. This is usually done accidently.
LOL so you were doing a cleary
by flyingleopard October 03, 2010
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Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.
Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"
by xxAssasian123 October 05, 2014
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doing a kerr

typically defined by being spastic or pretending to know something. doing a kerr tends to mean that your always right and never wrong
oh classic hes doing a kerr
by chezhixon February 20, 2023
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Doing the Thing

/THiNG/
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.
Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“
*Damien has done the action of leaving in regards to being mad”
by Cockmuncher33 November 16, 2022
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do a hitler

When you get mad at a particular group of people and wish you had the ability (and maybe you do) to rearrange their limbs.
If John wasn't sexually attracted to girls, he'd do a Hitler on them.
by u1tr@ $w@g m@$ter defIner April 06, 2015
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