comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

by Roeefl December 27, 2017

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Flav's Code

Any point in a reality TV show when the expletives are being bleeped so quickly that they are all you hear.

Flav's Code:

Mutha *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and *bleep*! I *bleep* *bleep* said you *bleep* *bleeeep* *bleep*....

by The Phantom Arm August 10, 2009

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Code 4

in some high schools that means theres a fight over the radio

aye we gotta code 4 by 125

by Lowkeyyearlie July 18, 2020

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Morse Code

Once thought be a telecommunications method from the 19th century, it's actual origin involves the tapping of a vagina at standard intervals in order to create sexual arousal.

Every time I go down on Rebecca she starts with the morse code.

by SenseiTheLegend November 6, 2022

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Chinese Code

Code that is so good, only a Chinese could have written it.

Did you see his solution? It's such Chinese Code.

by lilyx998 November 8, 2023

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Code Brown

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.

A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.

by Real_Definitions† March 19, 2020

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