tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

tony homo

Antonio hamiro "Tony" HOMO (born April 21, 1980, in San Diego, California) is the current starting quarterback for the National Football League's Dallas Cowboys. He replaced the great (future HAll Of Famer)Drew Bledsoe in Week 8 of the 2006 season.He is known for being one of the most popular HOMO's of all time,especially in football when not many HOMO's compete.He has been rumored of dating Jessica Simpson of late,Which in turn had his fanbase in complete disaray wondering if he was a true HOMO.But he eventually proved otherwise by quickly putting an end to those rumors.
He also maintains is own website tonyhomo.com

Tony Homo is the starting quarterback of the Dallas COwboys.

by Joe Farries December 6, 2006

tony cottee

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

by Brian Munich August 30, 2006

Sharp Tongue

a bitter or critical manner of speaking

Whoa, what's with the sharp tongue?

by Pureghetto November 2, 2004

the ballad of gay tony

GTA IV new downloadable episode on the xbox live marketplace.the ballad of gay tony(TBoGT) takes the role of LUIS lopez (the character we see in the black and white jacket on niko bellic's story mission "the 3 leaf clover" or other words the mission where you must rob the bank with pakie and his brother and where we last see in that one mission where you exchange the mobsters daughter for ray's diamonds).TBoGT IS THE FIRST GTA story where you play as a hispanic character,luis lopez who is a part time hoodlum and full time assistant for tony prince or gay tony.

the ballad of gay tony will be available for dlc on xboxlive marketplace for 1600 microsoft points or 20$ on october 29 2009. and also on cd with the lost and damned(for 40$)on the same date this version will not require gta iv cd to play it but only the dlc version will need it

by TiTyRon October 30, 2009

Tongue Tippin'

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

George asked Denise if she wanted a little tongue tippin' before they proceeded to intercourse. She accepted the offer with an open heart and open legs.

by Jordan Thomas Man February 6, 2008

dog-tongue

n. a loose woman who likes to hang out - like a dog's tongue. A woman of loose virtue.

Usually in her late teens to late twenties, a dog-tongue "hangs out" at bars and clubs with other dog-tongues.
Dog-tongues don't take relationships seriously. They like to lead (usually) older and wealthy men on for their own ends before dumping them and moving on to the next victim. Dog-tongues are predatory, using their superficial good looks to snare men and drag them from their existing partners, often with heartbreaking results. A dog-tongue can be compared to the mythical siren.

"Look at her! She's a real dog-tongue!"
"Saturday night - the dog-tongues are out again"

by DanEvans April 5, 2010