Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends

Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief

by djb1905 April 1, 2020

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

Truong An Thien

The sweetest boy alive. Truong An Thien is a bit shy when you first met him, but as you get closer he's a friendly and talkative person. No doubt, this man is definitely a cat person. Truong An Thien is insecure about himself, but little did he know that he's the most perfect human being nk ever met. Thien is quite clingy, and sometimes he's a big crybaby. However his energy and attitude are everything, your day will get better as you come around him. If Thien is your partner, girl you're the luckiest girl on Earth alive for real.

- Do you know Truong An Thien?
- Yeah, i know him. I heard he's a sweet guy but he is taken, isn't it?
- Yes, he is. I heard he's dating a girl names nk.

by nguoibian123 November 21, 2021

Xilo The Meme Thief

Xilo The Meme Thief is a discord user well know around Luci's discord server as The Giga Chad he has earned the nickname as for humiliating many people,Furries and much more to the point where he has humiliated a discord mod (that was a furry) to the extent that the mod had to mute him each time he arrives on the discord server.

"Bro nothing compares to this discord mod bro this furry makes Hitler looks like a turd in the fucking wind."

XIlo The Meme Thief is just a guy humiliating furrys and people.

by Whywashitlerabitch April 28, 2022

“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.

Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.

by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023