Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.

Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.

by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011

gen z handshake

Sticking your fingers in your partner/gf ass in public or private.

Damn ! You see that video…”urban myer giving that girl a gen z handshake at the bar without a care in the world”

by PatsFAN October 5, 2021

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006

Ukrainian handshake

The act of lifting someone up in the air by a finger inserted into their anus

Dang, I had my first Ukrainian handshake last night and now my butthole smarts a little.

by tomsawyer March 31, 2018

Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.

Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...

by Sheepdog October 12, 2012

West Texas Handshake

A sexual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. This act is very popular in Western Texas.

Smokey: Wanna do some oxys and fuck?
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.

by Giddy-Up Tony September 29, 2010