sear

Has gave up on the fags, he couldnt handle 2 dicks in him so he is sticking to a fag

A man who loves to sook a fag dry

by The Big 'B' August 28, 2003

Search Engine Syndrome

lacking the ability to use common search engines to find answers to general inquiries or devoid of the mental capacity to realize that common search engines can lead to answering almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research the answer to a question via a search engine.

Rather than searching Google for her answer, Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask what airport was closet to her resort destination. She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome

by brainstorm85 October 31, 2011

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010

Pulling a Shearer

When a person purposely begins a chat on social networking sites like facebook, etc, and then immediately logs off the chat, leaving the person he was talking to bewildered.

Jill sent me an instant message telling me she started chewing skoal and then before I could respond she exited out of the chat.
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!

by newwwwwb December 29, 2010

smear campaign

A bowel movement that leaves considerable feces stains on the toilet bowl. Specifically one so repulsive that others will not want to use the toilet afterwards.

Dude, I'm just gonna piss in your laundry tub. Jeff ran a nasty smear campaign on your toilet and I can't stand to look at it.

by Bazooka Joe December 13, 2007

search eng enquiry

Enquiry conducted by means of a search engine

The search eng enquiry produced unprecedented results of unpreceded defaults.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

pat-smear

the amount of butter used when it's a little less than a pat but more than a smearing.

This recipe called for a "dot" of butter - is that nearer to a pat or a smearing; if it's in the middle, I suppose a dot is a pat-smear?

by Aged In Wisdom February 4, 2017