meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

Sport

A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats

Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.

by SkipsMomSheryl September 28, 2022

sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

Sports

Sports

Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!

by anonymous January 21, 2021

sports hypebeast

Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.

Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls

Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast

by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017

Sports

WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!

Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?

by 86anonymous September 13, 2017