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Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 6, 2024
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virus spam tingz

The only legit response to a friend spamming you from nowhere with random letters or digits via any kind of messenger.
Friend: wgbwtvwb wtvtqvqf$%×:;%

lxrcqf**÷×*"&&÷ 182bcnx

&#&#&or8 34loo1foxfqlc
Me: virus spam tingz
by tragicTingz June 1, 2020
mugGet the virus spam tingzmug.

Spam

A social media account (instagram or tiktok) where someone constantly post every single day. Most people have a main account then a spam account posting 10+ things a day.
Did you see Kya shaking ass on her spam ?”
“Yeah her shi go crazy
by whitetoes4dahuss December 22, 2024
mugGet the Spammug.

Bottom Spam

When someone of a particularly submissive or 'bottom' nature becomes flustered over text message and spams their keyboard.
Person 1: (Complements person 2)
Person 2: skghalkfhajkfhkadlgj (This is an example of 'Bottom Spam')
by Jester1NZ January 12, 2023
mugGet the Bottom Spammug.

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.
Hey follow my new spam gram
by crazygirl2001 June 5, 2016
mugGet the spam grammug.

Troll Spam

Although originally defined as an email that is intended to

provoke negative emotions or as a term in gaming,

it can now be referred to ANY online message (repetitive

or not). This can be explained with the use of internet

trolls. Specifically on any website that provides a form of

communication and a page to present opinions on

said form.

The example below is an actual example of Troll Spam from the online website of Youtube. *example is very long*
Bystander: All that dust reminds me of the movie War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise.

Anyone agree?

Troll:No one agrees jackass, go crawl in a hole and die with your inbred fucktoy sister you stupid ass-cake douche-monkey.

Bystander: Dude, you really need a life. I don't see how someone could get a kick out of trying to annoy people. It's actually kind of pathetic. I pity you to some extent because it just means that your life is so uneventful that you have to come onto Youtube and troll random people. I realize that this is the Internet, but there has to be some sense of pride and respect for yourself.

Troll: WAAHH, do you wan't some Vagisil for your sore vagina you crybaby douche? Your sister cried like you when I introduced her to anal.

BTW, since you're on your high horse, you're doing the same thing that you're preaching against so fuck off cocksucker

Bystander: Man, I really do feel sorry for you.

Troll: THat's the best you can come up with? Why bother?

Bystander: Yeah, why do I bother? Any comments from you then, are ignored.

Nice try at Troll Spamming.

Bystander: Ignored by who, you? THen why do you keep replying? Shut the fuck up if you can't think of anything smart to say you boring retard, you look like a fool right now.

Troll: faggot.
by Glass Cup August 28, 2010
mugGet the Troll Spammug.

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