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Smoke Dick 

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
Smoke Dick by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011
A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.
Dude, who's got smokeage?
smokeage by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

smoke a ham 

Using a small bathroom/restroom/public stall for emptying your bowels. Taking a shit and smelling up the entire area.
Dude, I think that burrito is finally fighting back. I gotta go smoke a ham.
smoke a ham by BigEasyMoney August 24, 2007

get the smoke 

if you mess with me your gonna get the smoke. i want the smoke with you.

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."
"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Smoke a fag 

1.In the Uk - smoking a cigarette.
2.In the U.S - shooting a homosexual.
1.Honey let’s go smoke a fag do you have a lighter?

2. Honey let’s go smoke a fag those damn libtards are coming to town!
Smoke a fag by Jeff bazos February 3, 2021