Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

You smell badder

when somebody smells really bad

guy1: "you smell badder"
guy2: "no u"

by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019

Booty skank smell like cumber

When Kaiyas a little hoe and she just fucking calls her dogs skanks. She’s a beautiful little whore that loves buberries

I love her.. Booty skank smell like cumber.

by Madidrapps August 15, 2019

Smell's Drift

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)

"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."

by smellogorgon October 11, 2019

Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.

"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"

by Miahne January 1, 2018

Get a smell

To "get a smell" ... The Desire to physically smell a naked woman's vagina (aka p*say, twat, vajay, etc)

To "get a smell"... An expression, most commonly used by "thirsty ass niggas" (stereotypically speaking, 9 times outta 10, these are the guys that instantly creep you out and make you feel uncomfortable....everything they say is hella inappropriate and sexual...etc, etc....ya know, THOSE guys....) That when talking to a female that they are lusting over, will say to her in the hopes that said female will, upon hearing this, immediately drop her panties and pursue a night of sexual Bliss with him.

Example:

Thirsty ass nigga: "Damn shorty, you beautiful. What's it gonna take to get you naked?"
Female: "You to be dreaming cuz it's NEVER gonna happen."
Thirsty ass nigga: "C'mon girl, just lemme 'get a smell'... That'll last a nigga a lifetime."
Female: -------------*rolls eyes in disgust*-------------

by Lizziemac January 31, 2020