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Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.
I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.
by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019
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Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.
Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019
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You smell badder

guy1: "you smell badder"
guy2: "no u"
by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019
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Smell's Drift

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)
"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."
by smellogorgon October 11, 2019
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Booty skank smell like cumber

When Kaiyas a little hoe and she just fucking calls her dogs skanks. She’s a beautiful little whore that loves buberries
by Madidrapps August 15, 2019
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smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.
Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"
by binchicken893 April 6, 2018
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Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.
"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"
by Miahne January 1, 2018
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