shank

to steal something from someone's house, to have sex with your boy's girlfriend,

I shanked this cd from that kid's house. I shanked Tony by fucking Veronica.

by Damis January 14, 2003

Shank

A dumbass retard that is drunk.

That shank tried to jump me.

by C.Lo May 8, 2005

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 8, 2004

shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 September 5, 2007

Shank

To masturbate in the shower.

To Masturbate aka to Wank.

And Shower are pronounced together in one word

Creating Shower-Wank =Shank

I going to have a shank

by Johnny3Tears October 23, 2008

shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

shank

To have the dual desire of wanting a shower combined with the need to masturbate.

I need a shank.

by Matatu April 4, 2009