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Shrimp

A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!

Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Example:

Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!

Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!

Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018
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shrimp

a shrimp is normally a guy with a small dicks usually named john, ethan, carlton, brandon, josh, jordan, elliott, ben, bart, joe, brian, eddie, austin, kobe, etc.
wyom: have you seen that guys shrimp?
cera: let me guess his name was brandon
by bobbyburnertims123 April 11, 2020
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Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".
by australian-reptile July 19, 2010
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Shrimp Bitch

a Bilal fuugi kamara
Why are you are you such a shrimp bitch
by ODottt June 2, 2022
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shrimp nibbler

by vieblume April 11, 2022
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Shrimp pie

The foul odor of a transgender woman's vagina after a long period of physical activity
When Amber and Nathan went hiking, she had a real shrimp pie waiting for him afterwords.
by TexualSension January 11, 2022
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Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.
by xenoscum January 12, 2021
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