Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009

Satanic heavy metal

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.

How do you like satanic heavy metal?

by Deep blue 2012 October 23, 2009

satin-worshipers

1. A misspelled version of Satan-worshippers
2. People who really, really, realy like satin

1. You satin-worshipers get off my property or I'm callin' the cops!
2. I love my satin sheets so much; I must admit I'm a satin-worhiper.

by howste September 8, 2006

Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.

Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.

by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006

satan's snow

When a man pulls out and jizzes into the bible.

I decided to do a satan's snow in a hotel bible and now they're charging me for it!

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

satan's harelip

the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.

jerri blank supplied poppy downs with glint aka satan's harelip.

by bookworm17 November 8, 2011

Satan

The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?

Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !

by One very smart son of a bitch! May 6, 2013