(add) salt and pepper

To embelish a story. To exagerate.

Jiminy said he banged nine chicks in Vegas but I think he added some salt and pepper.

by PicusPooLoo September 4, 2005

Pussy On Salt (POS)

When you get corona and your test comes back POS (positive), but you prefer to say your pussy is on salt in order to deny you actually have rona.

-Yo did u hear Her covid test came back positive
-Nah bro it just means her Pussy On Salt (POS)
-dang she’s out here lookin like a raisin

by JanetsCooter December 22, 2020

Bath Salt

A drug sold as aroma therapy, sold in the united states, and while illegal in some states can be found in many others. The effects are similar to Meth, Crack, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Pcp, and is classified as a euphoric stimulant, however that is only with mephedrone, and snorting doses are between 15mg and 125mg while orally is between 200mg to 300mg. The simpler yet cheaper drug MDPV has similar effects but unlike mephedrone that has a 2 to 4 hour come down MDPV has a 2 to 48 hour comedown with withdrawal effects such as;

Suicidal tendencies

schizophrenia/ paranoia and extreme anxiety

confusion

hallucinations

nausea

the shits

ect.

People abuse the drug on three to four day binges usually ending up in the hospital getting there stomachs pumped, MDPV is the worst type of bath salts and although the side effects listed are for heavy usage the effects of the drug vary from person to person.

the third form of bathsalts is methylone which is a euphoric empathogen and literally makes life seem perfect no matter what is going on , also known as explosion and is the pure form of mephedrone, and unless your life is completely fucked then i wouldnt even go near it , not to mention it is very hard for most people to find.

So as for bathsalts go, the mephedrone based is the way to go and one with a strong healthy body should consume no more than 1000mg over a 24 hour period. Watch out for vascular constriction and heart palpitations.

Bath Salt- a drug that adds a kick to life :)

by Mr Salt August 21, 2011

go pound salt

An inferior definition of the phrase "go pound sand" preferred by townie steakheads on the East Coast.

After trying and failing to get a spot at the Comedy Studio, Mr. McClown had no choice but to go pound salt.

by Tom Dustin May 6, 2005

fuck salt

to express ones hate for salt

"hello sue" *sue has territes* sue responds"fuck salt"

by tom2345 December 6, 2006

strip the flesh, salt the wounds

When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.

Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"

by SlamShady February 11, 2015

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008