Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

Jacob Incollingo

Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1

bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock

holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?

by peenmachine04 May 24, 2020

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Neithercoat

Straight legend and straighter hottie.

Jacob Neithercoat clutched again at high jump!

by HisnameisJacob May 2, 2019

Jacob Peel

A really kind loving boy who tries to put a smile on everyone’s face, he is miss treated a lot of the time which isn’t fair as his kind nature and drive to help others warm the hearts of everyone

Me: I’ve been feeling really sad lately

Guy : yeah why
Me: I dunno just haven’t felt myself but I spoke to Jacob Peel and now I feel better

Guy: yeah he’s an awesome guy

by Jimothy greennugget April 28, 2020