Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series

Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference

by JackJackStorm February 4, 2021

severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.

Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!

by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017

Tempo Stormed

Losing a Rainbow Six Siege best of 3 in 15 rounds or less

Dude 1: Did you see the game yesterday? TSM won 7-1, 7-0
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition

by bigboydillywilly September 27, 2020

Kiss storm

A bunch of kisses given in rapid succession. Usually given to small children or pets in your immediate family.

Lisa gave her cat a kiss storm.

by echoAwoo June 24, 2023

Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).

Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021