Stalker

1. When someone calls someone at 1 in the morning and says "can you come outside because i wanna meet you, and im right by your house?", and you didn't even tell that person where you live.

2. Someone who has no friends so they steal your friends and decide to find out where they live.

3. A whore named bree.

"HEY! I'm outside you house...wanna hang out??"
"UHM NO YOU STALKER!?!?!?"

"It's bree im outside your house right now and i wanna meet you!"
"I need a restraining order from bree, that stalker!"

by Stalkeerrrrr April 15, 2009

stalkertunity

When you go do something with your stalker.

I had a stalkertunity to go on the carousel today.

by Jilzi December 1, 2005

Band Stalker

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache

Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...

by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009

Reverse stalking

For a stalker to show up places he/she knows their target will be before target arrives

Billy has been stalking me since I broke up with and last night he tried reverse stalking me by showing up to places I was going before I even got there.

by Mryan13 February 1, 2016

That gay stalker

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.

Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010

stalkerly

the act of being a stalker

kathrine was acting very stalkerly to joe

by emma williams September 26, 2007

stalkative

talkative folks become stalkative in the social networking era

- Your girlfriend is pretty stalkative. She must've been memorising my facebook page, because she complimented me on my specific tastes.


- Show me pics of the girl you hooked up with last night.
- Sorry, I don't have any and I'm not in a stalkative mood today.

by scornflake January 13, 2009