Crescent Springs

A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.

Crescent springs ,

by Looooverrrgirr April 29, 2011

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters

Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2017

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Chocolate springs

when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom

jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate

jeff; damn

by pewdipi June 11, 2017

Spring-Cleaning Riddle

A long-con prank pulled on league of legends players. The riddle has no rules, and no meaning.

Erik could not figure out how to solve the spring-cleaning riddle.

by ToeJay November 9, 2020

Defuniak springs

They are a bunch of inbred crackheads and people that think they are thugs.

Person1: Time defuniak springs
Person2: you must be a inbred crackhead.
Person3: you must be one of those wanna be gangsters

by Yak850 September 13, 2021

Spring Water

Spring water is a code name used by Lizzy for a special person.

Spring water is looking very fine today

by Lizzyscupcake018 January 9, 2022