EA SPORTS

you pay moola

ur mom is EA SPORTS

by HARDER AUHHHHH October 17, 2021

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!

I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!

by LicorShot January 3, 2014

Sport

A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats

Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.

by SkipsMomSheryl September 28, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Moist Electronic Sports Support System, moIst electUronic supUport sysUtem, moisT electronics supporT systeM<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Moist Electronic Sports Support System, moIst electUronic supUport sysUtem, moisT electronics supporT systeM<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Moist Electronic Sports Support System, moIst electUronic supUport sysUtem, moisT electronics supporT systeM<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Sports Game

There is a game. Its a sports. Therefore, its a sports game.

We have a sports game today at 7 pm

by Bigthiccdiccricc November 25, 2021

Sport

Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022