wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

Sports Game

There is a game. Its a sports. Therefore, its a sports game.

We have a sports game today at 7 pm

by Bigthiccdiccricc November 25, 2021

Nissan rogue sport

A “heterosexual male” that lives in New Hampshire that also drives a Dodge Ram dually, that he bought from his mom’s husband. Usually nicknamed “Brandon” is a foul-mouthed heathen that contributes nothing to society.

Oh, there goes another “Brandon”. Oh, you mean a Nissan rogue sport driver? Yes.

That’s very kind of him supporting LBTG+ by driving a Nissan. Right you are.

by Greatness almighty January 20, 2024

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

sports administration

A program at Laurentian University (and many other universities across the globe) sometimes referred to as SPAD. This program focusses on the business of sport in areas such as HR, Finance, Marketing and many other areas. Many alumnus have gone on to be incredibly successful in the sport industry.

Jake: Hey Zach, what college program did you apply for?
Zach: I applied to sports administration so I can be the GM of the Leafs.

by Spad Gal 2021 July 8, 2018

Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022