Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019

Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

You smell badder

when somebody smells really bad

guy1: "you smell badder"
guy2: "no u"

by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019

Booty skank smell like cumber

When Kaiyas a little hoe and she just fucking calls her dogs skanks. She’s a beautiful little whore that loves buberries

I love her.. Booty skank smell like cumber.

by Madidrapps August 15, 2019

Smell's Drift

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)

"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."

by smellogorgon October 11, 2019

Smells American

When you buy some kind of food (often candy) you've bought in an american store, and it has a very strong and artificial smell.

"I bought a pack of gum with fruit flavour yesterday, when I opened it, it smelled American. My eyes got watery."

"Hmm.. this candy bar sure smells american"

by Miahne January 1, 2018