Ryan

Hot af. That’s all

Person 1: Look at Ryan
Person 2: Oh my Lordy lord, he’s so hot

by Itsyagirl_Vaehh November 19, 2021

Ryan

Physcopath always
Loves spelling friends names wrong for example if his friend was Sarah with an H he would want it without it like Sara
Ryan is also a dumbass

Ryan is a dumbass

by Bigtexasman432 February 1, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is THE biggest homie hopper and is desperate for attention. hide your friends and your friend's friends while your at it. make sure his friends aren't hot before you ruin your chance with the whole group. only personality trait is blocking anyone and everyone. his desperation should not be the least of worries in this situation though, he is only 5'8 but he makes sure to round up. if you catch him in a real honest moment, he will tell you 5'8 3/4. not only has he failed to cut his hair, he also fails to change out of the same flannel and vans.

"is Ryan hot?"
"no but his friends are"

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Ryan

The boxing ring king.

Person 1: I’m going to win that next fight.
Person 2: Of course you did, you’re Ryan.

by TKerslake November 23, 2021

Ryan

Short person. Loud. Annoying. And vertically challenged.

Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT!!!" (he's 4'11")

by theinformer!!! December 10, 2009

Ryan

Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly.

Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good!

Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM

Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.

fumundacheeseaveragepenispimplonelysuffrageRyan

by MGoddess February 26, 2010

Ryan

An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.

"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women

by NH1/1andnumerosoccasions December 11, 2010