rootine

A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.

I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

Roochie

Someone who is such a pussy about skinny dipping

“Awe man that dude is such a roochie”

by Roochiemaster April 1, 2020

roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.

“Wow he is such a Roote”

by Lexxishere April 30, 2020

rootibaker

Rootibaker is the slang term for likening a rutabaga to ones genitalia

Suck my rootibaker

by Ac2627 May 6, 2020

rootine

the highest quality shea butter in existence.

damn, I'm Ashy af, I need some rootine.

by realwurds June 15, 2020

root

a term used to fuck cuuuntttt.

i gave him a root the other day, so were fucking even now.

by dont use your name fuckhead August 8, 2020