by thenvcoastismine December 31, 2017
Get the Roman Swapmug. When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
by rebby1313 June 28, 2021
Get the Roman Candlemug. A strong guy who bashed arter(idk how to spell Lmao). He is charasmatic guy who is a nice person and all
by lol bozos August 22, 2023
Get the Romanmug. Roman is a very nice guy and has a huge cock. Roman always likes to party and sleep with as many women as possible. His charm always gets the lady’s in the bedroom.
by BigLad7473683 January 27, 2022
Get the Romanmug. by TotallyNotAFinnishGirl November 1, 2021
Get the Roman Toughmug. The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
Get the The Roman Empire Roast Gamemug.