Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

Roman

A depressed person who, on a daily basis, thinks about sucking dick.

Has a peculiar addiction to snow and is seen playing as a gunlancer.

There’s that Roman fellow partying up and playing Lost Ark…

by deadereye April 5, 2022

Roman Three

1.) Also called "anal train", "three-way butt-fuck" or "French Sandwich"; It is a sexual position where, as the name implies—Roman numeral three is written as "III" instead of the typical Arabic "3"—three partners engage in anal sex. The first partner assumes the bottom position. A second partner—penetrates the bottom— assumes the Lucky Pierre position, as he himself is penetrated by a third partner. The Roman Three is a specific designation of the anal train. An anal train is not limited to three, and can consist of a fourth, fifth or sixth partner(s), etc.

1.) Let's do a Roman Three now!

2.) Man, last night, Mike, Edwin and I, had a threesome, we first did a 369, then a Roman Three. I got to be the Lucky Pierre! You know, the ham of the sandwich.

by SoyAitor October 27, 2018

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022

Roman

A guy who has very nice freinds Fortnite Sweaty boy is very handsome and attractive is not afraid to admit he's not perfect has big 🍆

I would be lucky to have a Roman

by James bond 69 June 25, 2020