retardo-montalbon

A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is 'retarded', but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.

Girl A: "I tried to have a conversation with Dianne about the Iran-Contra Affair....she didn't know who Oliver North is."

Girl B: "Wow, you can't talk to that retardo-montalbon about anything"

by ellemesse July 7, 2006

retard bus

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)

mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"

by DIABLtheLEGEND August 22, 2011

Retardville

A way to call a person or a group of people dumb or stupid

Kid: 2 + 2 is 5 right?

Me: It seems like we've arrived at Retardville

by SilverJuggernaut635 May 23, 2018

Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 1, 2010

Fucking retarded

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

rear TV

When you are extremely rich like some music artists, and you are dumb enough to put TVs in the head rests of the seats in the back row of your car so "the people behind you can watch when you stop at a red light."

Some rich guy I saw on Mtv Cribs: Man i got da TVs in da back so people behind can watch.
Me at home watching TV: Man that guy is an idiot i have to make up a word for that stupidity and waste of money. "Rear TV"

by DeanL July 24, 2006