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Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.
Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.
by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009
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madam red

A female character from the anime Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler who died.

Madam red: I.. I can't! This child is my...
Grell*stabs Madam Red with death scythe*
Ciel: holy SHIT SHE JUST GOT STABBED ASDFGHJKL:
Sebastian: wait how'd you make that noise
Ciel: shit?
Sebastian: no
Ciel: well to bad, Shitbastian
Grell: Sebaschan are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary? :|
by Fandomhive47 March 5, 2017
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Cyberpunk Red

A shitfest tabletop game that functions like Dungeons and Dragons but runs on a d10 system, is unbalanced, most likely not playtested, horrible mechanics such as "auto-fire" and overall bad. Despite this, it is still fun to play. Despite the mental and possibly physical pain this TTRPG brings.
Qaundale Dingle: Are we playing Cancer™ the game tonight?
Barack Obama: You mean "Cyberpunk Red"? If so, yeah.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 1, 2022
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Red dooring

Adverb:

When you bin your car and only damage the door, but when you try to buy a replacement there is only ever the worst colour available.

Now you're red dooring.
Yeah NAmin lightly drifted through a street sign and now he red dooring
by theMemeMaster420 October 27, 2020
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red-head

a sassy, inteligant, sexy, and feicre person. They have the greatest talents and are loved by all. Their hair could make you want to die of jelousy.
by Lalix Kuna January 5, 2018
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Red P's

When a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Dude, did you bang that chick?

Guy 2: Fuck no! She was on her Red P's!
by spichie October 14, 2011
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Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite
Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp
by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018
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