Randy

Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.

“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”

“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”

“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”

“Randy lies”

by ThePossesseddoll August 18, 2018

Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son

I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."

by pluh500 April 2, 2024

Pulled a Randy

When someone does something embarrassing.

Alexia: *spills milk on herself*

Makena: “Haha Alexia just pulled a randy!”

by imnotrandy October 18, 2020

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Randy

The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts

Call in Randy! We have a bridal crisis in aisle five

by veronicalodge November 10, 2019

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021

randy alberto alvarado vasquez

protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile

Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist

by Real Alberto April 16, 2022