itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.

We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.

by RagingReptar December 6, 2020

Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.

"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."

by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017

crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011

Booty Punch

When a woman uses her hips and butt to hit another person in their dancing/standing area.

I was trying to find some space on the dance floor when I got booty punched by that plus sized woman

by GoodTimesNM February 23, 2011

Paka Punch

To degrade or make worse than an original

I paka punched my PS5, now I have a PS3

by Paka Boi June 12, 2022