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pulled a brad

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
by smandypants May 24, 2018
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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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Pulling A Wilbur

Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?

Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.

Person Two: That sounds brutal.
by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020
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Pulled a Medley

Falling asleep during a lecture, waking up an asking two relevant questions to gain participation points.
You totally Pulled a Medley during that economics lecture today.
by Cohort1GE September 13, 2012
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pull a stu

verb: to trip, fall, spill, break, damage or annhilate oneself, others or a nearby object in a drunken context. normally forgiveable, however frequently denied as actually being defined as "pulling a stu"
if a person spills the contents of their drink and then proceeds to spill while cleaning the initial mess they may say "dude i did not just pull a stu".
by Emily & Steph April 3, 2008
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pull a peyton

You talk shit about someone and then your friends tell you the person is right behind you.
Abby: That Sylvia girl is such a freak!
Stephanie: You realize she's right behind you... Way to pull a peyton
by beauuutifulllll May 18, 2010
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pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.
Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.
by rivsz June 26, 2021
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