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Pulling a Mayo

This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.

Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)
"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."
by Notorious ABD June 10, 2009
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pulled a brad

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
by smandypants May 24, 2018
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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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Pull a Hyman

to study hard but still do terribly time and time again.
Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.

Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
by A.Schluss December 20, 2009
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Pulling a Brooks

When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.
1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."

2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."

3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
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Pulling A Wilbur

Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?

Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.

Person Two: That sounds brutal.
by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020
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Pull a Farzin

Yo, I wanna jack off right now

Bro, don’t pull a Farzin
by Fake school bus December 18, 2019
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