Pulling a Mayo

This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.

Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)

"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."

by Notorious ABD June 10, 2009

Pull a Farzin

When you nut on the school bus

Yo, I wanna jack off right now

Bro, don’t pull a Farzin

by Fake school bus December 18, 2019

Pulled a Medley

Falling asleep during a lecture, waking up an asking two relevant questions to gain participation points.

You totally Pulled a Medley during that economics lecture today.

by Cohort1GE September 13, 2012

pull a stu

verb: to trip, fall, spill, break, damage or annhilate oneself, others or a nearby object in a drunken context. normally forgiveable, however frequently denied as actually being defined as "pulling a stu"

if a person spills the contents of their drink and then proceeds to spill while cleaning the initial mess they may say "dude i did not just pull a stu".

by Emily & Steph April 3, 2008

pull-a-rishi

To suddenly disappear and become unavailable from all forms of human communication right before and during a scheduled meeting/event thereby missing the meeting/call/event.

Mostly used in a work environment but can be adapted to casual settings.

Looks like Jacob once again pulled-a-rishi, I did remind him about the daily standup meeting.

It's so common of pat to pull-a-rishi from time to time, even when we have important meetings.

We should fire the developer for pulling-a-rishi, it only because of his exceptional work that we continue working with him.

by rex_purve August 26, 2020

pull a Trump

to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of financial obligations.

Purdue Pharma decided to pull a Trump and screw over those people from the class-action lawsuit!

by curiotrope September 17, 2019

pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021