Poking

Usually refers to when someone sketchy goes around the residence of someone else looking for mail, credit card information or any other forms of fraud in attempt to gain funds.

My baby daddy went poking and found some credit cards and I went on a shopping spree at SHEIN.

by Falconista777 June 12, 2024

Poke

A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.

“My big brother poked me when I took his phone. I had to apologize to him.”

by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020

poking device

When a man is spooning his partner and ends up poking them in the back with his poking device (erect penis) - whether on purpose or by accident.

I can feel your poking device. Poke me with it.

by surprise shark January 26, 2025

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 15, 2014

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023