I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

master plan

A plan that you've schemed out and know is gonna work. Perfect for explaining to someone through song

Grover Fischoder: Would you like to hear my master plan?
(silence)
Grover Fischoder: Okay, could you answer faster? 'Cause I asked you: Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise: Uh, yes?
Grover Fischoder: Okay, that's more like it, I'm so glad that you asked!

by lonercollector September 29, 2022

Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

Hangout Plan

Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together

We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident

by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

Draws Plan

When you have an idea of what you gonna do when you get in a girls panties

Hey Mario, I see you bout to hook up wit Qwe’Effah you got a draws plan son?

by HerroldoFarealdoe January 29, 2023

Pillow Plans

Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through

When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff

by Mami.abri February 17, 2019