Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

pickle sprinkler

when your dick spew's liquid

“aw man , i just had a pickle sprinkler”

by dicky.slickly.69 February 28, 2022

Stinky Pickle

An unpleasant person who complains about pointless things and frequently goes back on their word.

That guy Tom is such a Stinky Pickle, he stood me up!

by Livecodesworth February 17, 2023

krispy pickle

A man with a penis that is slightly deformed, and krispy. Sometimes that penis is very microscopic.

That man I slept with had a very krispy pickle.

by FaggotDefinitons69 April 22, 2017

icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.

Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.

by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018

Pickle Buddies

When two people have a intense love of pickles, and discover that each other has this love of a ridiculous amount of pickles. Usually referring to pickles on food, and not the obvious innuendo.

I was at subway the other day, and I asked for extra pickles and they didn't put enough, so I had to ask for even more.

Omg, you love extra pickles too? We are totally pickle buddies.

by Valdras February 12, 2022