pepper nap

When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.

My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.

by Lizborden October 23, 2015

peppered down

getting fucked

yo tonight I got peppered down

by licker999 October 24, 2015

pepper your salad

To masturbate.

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."

by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015

chill pepper

When you give an extremly sassy person drugs, and they become chill af.

Harold: I gave Monica some weed yesterday and she was a fucking chill pepper.

Taylor: Thank the heavens. She never gets off her fucking high horse.

Monica: LETS ALL BE CHILL PEPPERS TOGETHER!

by saltybitch123 March 15, 2016

pepper dumpling

A shaven pussy with one day of growth.

My girlfriend made me a pepper dumpling last night.

by emtlauer March 17, 2016

Chili Peppers

15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.

"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"

by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018

pepper throat

When stomach acid is in your throat and you need to eat tums

Have you ever had pepper throat before?

by Lovelypoptart December 8, 2018